What your favorite halloween candy says about you
As Halloweekend ends, it’s important to look back and analyze the success of it. Did you have fun, was your costume memorable? And, of the utmost importance, which discount candy can you buy now at your nearby Target or Wegmans. With so many options comes decision fatigue that even I cannot overcome. So, to make it simpler, I have created a description of what each type of Halloween candy says about you! Feel free to take my word as truth (because in this scenario it is).
Option 1: Snickers
If you like Snickers, you like to make the most of your time eating candy. You don’t binge, you see it as a proper dessert and take a few to end a meal or to round off the end of a day. You are very organized but like to be spontaneous every now and then.
Option 2: Hershey’s
If you like Hershey’s, you’re very classic. You enjoy a simple life, seeing your core group of friends every day and having a cozy cup of tea before bed every night. Fall or Winter is definitely your favorite season, and you never say no to a movie night.
Option 3: Kit Kat
If you like Kit Kat, you like to mix things up. You like warm tones like brown and orange and you probably dressed up as a Tim Burton character or as a classic costume (ex. football player, prisoner, etc.) You enjoy some punny jokes and are often optimistic about things!
Option 4: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Really? Is Reese’s really your favorite candy…JK it’s my favorite too, so if you like Reese’s then I like you!
Option 5: Swedish Fish
If Swedish Fish is your favorite candy, you really enjoy lively colors (light blue, bright red, etc.) You, like Kit Kat lovers, are optimistic. Most likely, you always feel like Swedish Fish is a good snack pairing with any other snack. You also probably liked Dr. Seuss books when you were a kid.
Option 6: Sour Patch Kids
If you like Sour Patch Kids, you feel like middle school was some of the best years of your life. You like to keep eating these things until you can feel that numbness on your tongue from eating too much acid. You enjoy always having something fun to do, and fill your life with things that make you smile.
Option 7: Skittles
If you like Skittles the most, you definitely were a big fan of Glee as a teenager. You believe there’s going to be a renaissance of 2010 within the next few years, and you have already started using slang from 2015ish. You miss when gummies were more popular.
Option 8: M&Ms
If you like M&Ms you are either a very multifaceted person or a very straightforward one. You enjoy creativity and finding a cool twist on things people already know. You enjoy ads before movies and always put your M&Ms in popcorn. You are always known to have a few catchphrases and are very laid back.
Option 9: Starburst
If you like Starbursts, you see candy as more of a quick snack rather than something to gorge over. You pop a starburst in before a meal or after a hard class. You probably only really like a few colors (pink and red for me), and you dislike the fact they started to make the mini ones because you enjoy taking off the wrapper.
Option 10: Sour Gummy Worms
If your favorite is sour gummy worms…I respect you. I don’t think there’s that much more to say.